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Carmelita Spats is the enemy of the Baudelaire siblings. They first meet her in The Austere Academy, where she is a prominent student. She likes to call them "cake-sniffers" and makes fun of them being in the Orphan Shack. In The Slippery Slope, she is camping with the Snow Scouts on Mount Fraught, where Count Olaf is hiding out. In The Penultimate Peril, she is staying with Count Olaf and Esme Squalor. Esme thinks she is adorable and gives her whatever she wants. Carmelita likes to say how great she is, and in The Grim Grotto, she sings a song with letters matching the letters in her name to words that mean she's perfect. Klaus hates this because she says " M is for gorgeous" when she doesn't have a G in her name. Carmelita is a very stuck up person.

Carmelita's Songs / Lyrics[]

Message 1[]

The sun is setting, hooray, hooray,

Coach Genghis sent me here to say:

The Baudelaire Orphans go to the field.

And, my name is Carmelita!

Message 2[]

Vice Principal Nero wants to see you right away,

Because he's very mad at you today.

I'm the cutest girl in town,

My name is Carmelita!

Message 2 (after Quagmires point out that she's not rhyming)[]

Cake-sniffers are jealous of me,

Because I'm C-U-T-T-E.

Dancing and singing is my thing,

And my name is Carmelita!

Message 3[]

The sun has come up, the day has begun,

Watching you flunk, will be so much fun,

Because you're just orphans, you're probably dumb.

And my name is Carmelita!

Carmelita's name[]

C is for “cute,”!

A is for “adorable,”!

R is for “ravishing,”!

M is for “gorgeous,”!

E is for “excellent,"! (In NETFLIX series, "extra gorgeous,"!)

L is for “lovable,”!

I is for “I'm the best,”!

T is for “talented,”!

and A is for “a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian”!

Now let’s begin my whole wonderful song all over again!